sosa-parks:

sosa-parks:

Every time a new disease come out white ppl think they can fix it by power walking in a marathon and selling wristbands.

White ppl take power walking seriously fam. They be in a trance thinkin about how much they love the dogs and how fried chicken overrated.

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sosa-parks:

Admit it, Every black person has hyped up a white person to do some corny shit, solely for their entertainment.

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sosa-parks:

I have long convos with my girl to see what type of new lingo she picked up from her side nigga

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sosa-parks:

Scratching my nuts through my pocket since 1995

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sosa-parks:

Yall ever kill a ant on the sidewalk and think “Damn what if that nigga was on his way to get some pussy?

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sosa-parks:

Women don’t understand how much getting selfies can cheer a man up, not even nudes, just seeing your pretty ass face does the job sometimes and can cheer a nigga up

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sosa-parks:

Grabbing ya girl booty wont stop these niggas from coming at her anymore. You gotta look em in the eyes and lick her face.

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sosa-parks:

I hate females that pretend to play video games to look cute. I’ll fuck you up in some Mortal Kombat you lying thot fuck out my face

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sosa-parks:

I want someone provocative and talkative

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sosa-parks:

*China town by migos starts playing in the background *

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sosa-parks:

If she got a date in her bio I’m assuming it’s the day her boyfriend died and I’ll slide in her ask box offering my condolences

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sosa-parks:

Niggas with androids can tell you a thousand things their phone does but ask them if it can get them hoes and the answer always no

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sosa-parks:

Every time a lightskin girl curves a guy her forehead grows…. That’s where she stores their souls

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sosa-parks:

I believe some of ya could survive solely off attention. Ya body would find a way to convert it into nutrients and energy. Hoetosynthesis

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sosa-parks:

I swear my parents come home and look around the house like “what can we bother this nigga about

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