Admit it, Every black person has hyped up a white person to do some corny shit, solely for their entertainment.
I have long convos with my girl to see what type of new lingo she picked up from her side nigga
Yall ever kill a ant on the sidewalk and think “Damn what if that nigga was on his way to get some pussy?
Women don’t understand how much getting selfies can cheer a man up, not even nudes, just seeing your pretty ass face does the job sometimes and can cheer a nigga up
Grabbing ya girl booty wont stop these niggas from coming at her anymore. You gotta look em in the eyes and lick her face.
I hate females that pretend to play video games to look cute. I’ll fuck you up in some Mortal Kombat you lying thot fuck out my face
If she got a date in her bio I’m assuming it’s the day her boyfriend died and I’ll slide in her ask box offering my condolences
Niggas with androids can tell you a thousand things their phone does but ask them if it can get them hoes and the answer always no
Every time a lightskin girl curves a guy her forehead grows…. That’s where she stores their souls
I believe some of ya could survive solely off attention. Ya body would find a way to convert it into nutrients and energy. Hoetosynthesis